Saturday Schmaterday
- Every summer for the past 20 years, a group of us get together and make relish. We spend the day cooking and canning; it’s a blast. Today is the day; I relish the experience. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
- I’m house/dog sitting 3 Standard Poodles this weekend. I’ve never had to pick up after dogs before and walking around with a 3 bags full of steaming dog poop is the closest I’ve come to the walk of shame.
- I had some super sexy dreams last night and awoke good to go, but being in my buddy’s childhood bedroom really ruined the moment.
- Guest rooms are comfortable enough to provide a feigned sense of welcomeness, but uncomfortable enough to make you want to go home.
- 2 months away from 30 and I can hear my biological clock ticking — I WANT TO PUT A BABY INSIDE OF SOMEONE!! >:(
